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The Most Important Thing In Life…Aren’t Things
Dear Har-old, You knew the answer to that was people. But it didn’t mean nothing to you yesterday. Today. Today. Today. Right now it has meaning, doesn’t it? ‘Era IS that person. I know you’re in pain,...
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Basket Of Love
I sent her some flowers yesterday with a note attached saying: *Yelling through the microphone* to *bring you back*. *Be like a gnat* and swarm around me again. A bear name Harry is somewhere in that...
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Never Lose Hope
Dear Ms. Me, I realize that you have hit a brick wall once again when it comes to your love life. I know it hurts like hell because you thought that by letting someone new in you’d be okay and …...
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Why You Should Keep Fighting For That Porch Swing
Calliope now, Sitting here, next to him on the front porch swing, holding his wrinkly, hard-worked hand, I look into his deep blue eyes. Those same blue eyes you’ve stared into day after day. The eyes...
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The One That Got Away
Saturday, December 7, 2013 Vicki – This is Harold. Harold – *extends hand* Hey, I’m Harold. *thinks to self* Wow … she is so pretty! Her – *shakes hand* Hey. Harold – *thinks to self* Why she didn’t...
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Heart Patch
FADE IN INT. WAREHOUSE – MORNING DAY ONE NUBRISCO (tugs collar) (thinks to self) This heat is getting to me. GIRL (walks by) NUBRISCO (smile) (thinks to self) There she go! Her hair hasn’t been...
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Anonymous Blogging Gone Wrong: Drunk Woman Reveals the Rest of the Letters in...
A woman who was once making $10,000 a month from her anonymous blog is now making 17 cents per month after a fan exposed her lie in a revealing photo. Kadence, formerly known as K, woke up March 30th...
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3 Reasons Why The “Heartbroken Becomes The Heartbreaker” Cycle Needs To STOP!
Dear Har-old, It’s the year 2014 for you. And you haven’t experienced true love as of yet. In my time it’s 2041, and you have. Between your present time and my future time you have broken hearts …...
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How I Became Homeless (The Crack Story)
Based on true story Maurice – If you love me, you will do it. Vicki – … Okay. Maurice – Here. Vicki – *smokes the crack* 3 weeks later … ACS – We have a report that you’ve been … Continue reading →
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Top 3 Dates For Futuristically Yours in 2014 (Passport Bear preview)
Friday, January 24, 2014 > After a week of doing triple digits in views after I posted The Rematch UW Doesn’t Want You To Know About At #HighStakes I finally broke my previous daily record of 321...
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“This Is Everybody’s Air, Sir!”
FADE IN DUDE Mam, can you put your cigarette in your left hand? LADY What? DUDE The wind is blowing the smoke this way, getting it all in my nose. LADY Why don’t you stand on the left of me, then?...
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Passport Bear #1: Playing Catch (Blogiversary)
Happy 4 Year Blogiversary Futuristically Yours!!! Be sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel. Uploading the first episode May 27th.Filed under: Future Comics Tagged: art, blog, Blogiversary, college,...
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Clever Blogger Sends Boyfriend Creative Breakup Text
Tuesday, October 13th, 7:57AM, Wesley received a text from his girlfriend, Shirley, saying “Read my post Man Drives Around Neighborhood In White Van With The Count Puppet And Parents Who Weren’t Afraid...
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G-loves S-mitten (Say Love Again)
She didn’t want him like gloves More like tilt your head to the thumb on mittens to see a lopsided heart Their love is 90/10; 80/20 But X still goes into Y multiple times Let’s not talk about the 70/30...
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Last Seen Wearing (I Miss You)
If you miss somebody I want you to go shopping And buy the thing They was last seen, wearing Then come back home (Comeback comeback comeback) And throw the clothes on the floor On hands and knees...
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3 Stages of Giving Women Attention
Filed under: Future Comics Tagged: college, Comic, feminism, giving women attention, humor, illustration, love, relationships
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If You Think You’re Lonely Now, Wait Until Tonight
Somewhere tonight there is someone in a relationship sleeping in the middle of the bed. And then there’s someone whose single sleeping on the right side of the bed, keeping the left side warm with a...
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Happy Birthday Miss CoCo 🎈🎊🎉🎂🍦
Filed under: Announcements Tagged: art, bestie, drawing, Friday The 13th, friendship, fun, Happy Birthday, I miss you, love, sketch
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The most important sit-up Is when I get up The most important stretch Is when I yawn and the person I made it official with holds my hand when my arms are over my head I didn’t get a chance to exercise...
View ArticleBig Spoon and Little Spoon Get a Room (Pillow Talk)
When you talk about bringing home the bacon you my tablespoon When you talk about in sickness and in health “say yes” you my soup spoon When you talk about raising our babies you my silver spoon When...
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